Friday, 9 May 2008

Smirks and Feels Proud

This is what Ashton Kutcher thinks of Australia:

Your favourite travel experience in Australia?
Ash: I did a 13-day tour of Australia knocking off Melbourne, Sydney and hanging out in Byron Bay. It was pretty extravagant — learnt how to surf and I drank a lot of beer. I mean Australian girls can drink, I mean I've never been so impressed with a woman's ability to hold down booze in my life. I went to college with a lot of alcoholics, but let me tell ya, Australian people can really put them back and I appreciate it. I appreciate it and I actually saw the sunrise over Bondi beach one morning because it was a long night, it was actually the end of a long night it wasn't really an intentional morning thing but we went to this fence we had to climb on this cliff to watch the sunrise from the east that was pretty fabulous. That's where the sun rises, from the east.
R: How romantic.
Ash: It was romantic; I was hitting on the publicist. There was a Fox publicist in Australia and I really thought I would close the deal but she was just a stiff gal, she would not.
R: It's all business with these girls.
Ash: And that's the trick about those Australian girls because you think that their drinking so much that it's going to make things easier. It doesn't, it really doesn't make things easier you know. You really think you've got a one up but you don't.

33 comments:

  1. lol...as u shd be.proud n stuff

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  2. So DeT- Aussie girls- its all very well and good for you...

    But what I really want to know about is Aussie boys.... I might change my vacation plans for next year depending on your feedback.

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  3. Wait 'til you see how Uganda is described. AU hides in horrified shame. :o)

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  4. I thought it was mainly the guys who drank there...do the girls get as wasted as them men? And you lot all drink moonshine! I bet you 50quid I can drink more than you can Rev!! Last man standing?

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  5. @Wilde: Yeah the boys are pretty cool. Go to Sydney, Bondi, Darlinghurst, around there, tons of gay guys all for you :-) beaches too and mmmm all those tanned surfies *sighs* just don't forget to pack your condoms!!

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  6. LOL.Drunk and still stiff?
    *hats off to you guys! :D

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  7. Our headlines today proclaim that the 'Kenya government has in excess of 6 million condoms in its stock.'

    Apparently enough to cover us till the year 2012.

    So you see I'm good.

    My vacation plans are officially changed.

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  8. @Princess: And still stiff! Oh yeah! Simon the Sudanese thought that after two entire bottles of vodka and 1 of scotch I'd give in and let him lay me LOL I think he was quite disappointed!!

    @Wilde: Cool! OMG 6 BILLION!!! I can't even imagine my government having like 1 single condom :P are these condoms free too? cause if they are then I'm moving out of Australia, condoms here are expensive!

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  9. LOL DeT! I on the other hand am usually just eight tequila shots away from being an absolute slut *cough* (sorry princess).

    Yes the government condoms are free. Never used them though...but for my aussie trip - who knows...

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  10. @ W~Y: LOL.Just eight tequila shots?!?
    @ DeT: any chance of you winging it down here before I leave?

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  11. @Wilde: ROFL!!! Hahaha ohhh I bet the Aussie boys will love you!!! If you make it down here. I'd say come hang out with me but I live in Brisbane and if you want the boys I think you should just go to Sydney!!

    @Sis: Sorry no :-( But tell us all when you come back in those couple of years and I'll make sure I wing up there!! Damn, I'm going to have to learn not to swear so much though, I don't want the blogren all glaring at me across the table and telling me to keep my dirty little mouth shut! B2B! It'll be like visiting an old folks home. *sigh*

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  12. Oh, come on! By the time I get back I'll be swearing like a drunk fish-wife.[wearing a huge grin]
    If they can't take it, then, BAMBI! LOL.
    *We sisters have got to stick together!

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  13. hey, det, just wanted to let u know i was here. was looking for sth to lift my spirits, and i er, just found this post about a teenager, stonned aussies and a debate.

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  14. @Princess: '...swearing like a drunk fish-wife.' Lol

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  15. As the under represented Aussie males, ill say that most of us can hold our booze incredibly well, as can most chicks here. Although, you do get some people... for example, a bloke at my formal post was off his face on one stubbie of XXXX Gold (light beer).

    Most of the time, if i chick is slutty when they are drunk, they don't need to much. And then they go to far, and well, you're shelling out for dry cleaning :P

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  16. love your pic on the blog... really nice

    so what's the secret for the aussie girls being able to hold their liqour well?

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  17. @Dom: HAHAHAHAHHA dry cleaning! Oh dear, who have you been hanging around with?

    @Sybella: Practise! It makes perfect and is great for liver damage! Also, guess it help to have a useful stock of Irish blood, helps to keep the liquor docile...

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  18. Where the hell is everybody else at? There's no new posts anywhere!

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  19. I know!!! Like what the hell!!! It's times like these I wish I had a saved post to post, save us from the boredom! Someone needs to post and soon...want to go annoy someone into posting? 27th? He's online. I wonder if Wilde is about...

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  20. Let's go bug 27th!
    I don't think Wilde's online...

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  21. Okay! Meet you there!! I'll race ya!! *speeds off in a cloud of dust!*

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  22. That's where the sun rises, from the east.... really Ashton, i always thought it rose from the south, really.

    so easy sex not forthcoming? sigh, let me call my travel agent, i have tickets and bookings to cancel.

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  23. Also, being descendant from irish and british criminals kinda helps. And then we just took it further :P

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  24. if easy sex is not forthcoming y would one need condoms again?
    Det with how condoms are expensive over ther you guys must be starving mob.

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  25. @31337: Awww, but I'm sure they'd sleep with you, you're much hotter than Ashton!!! We do sleep around a lot, but we'll sleep with you without the need to be plied with alcohol first.

    @Dom:You forgot the prostitutes!! So yes, 200 years of doing nothing but drinking beer and moonshine! It's genetic, we can't help but hold our liquor well. And 27th never got back to me on that bet :-(

    @Duksey: Sex is very forthcoming! Just saying that the alcohol won't help if we've already decided not to sleep with you. Yes, starving, my income is going on sex toys, flavoured lube and condoms so I can't afford food, it's a good way to lose weight!

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  26. you best come up with a post soon...yea and my secret is out(the view from kololo) and no i am not switching jobs

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  27. Post coming up on Friday afternoon...just need to get these two assignments in first!

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  28. @detamble;lol eh I think I should move over there and shade some weight.

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  29. And they are charming too-Aussie men. and intelligent, and funny,

    and...Ashton couldn't get laid? really?! I am so getting myself an Australian man
    That 'one particular boy' is austrialian...

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  30. Time's up, babe!
    It was afternoon over there a hell of a long time ago!

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  31. I'm afraid that last comment was a little too subtle.
    Translation:

    POST!

    POST!

    NOW!!!!

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