Friday 16 May 2008

NAKED!! Dress Three...

Oh My God! I am so EXCITED! I just found a bunch of old CDs with stuff on from my computer that broke a few years ago, it started stuffing up and I had the good sense to back up most of the things onto some CDs. Then I forgot about them and I just found them now when I was looking for Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon soundtrack...Rev got me thinking about Chinese music. Go blame him because I just found the naked pics of me!!! WHOOOO!! YEAH!!! My tits are so nice! Anyway apart from naked DeTamble I also now have a whole heap of my old favourite songs from back in highschool. *high fives self* And Everybody Hurts - REM is on one of the CDs, I can't even begin to express how much I have missed this song...

On another note I like people's disregard of mouse pads at Uni. They're all pushed to the back of desks, strange that we all seem to have this universal hatred of mouse pads.

On Monday I was sitting at the Uni bus stop waiting ever so patiently with my Green iPod and I was on the second last seat, which is positioned so that I may lean against the wall but the last seat is not in such a wonderful position and so this boy came and sat down and being tired and there being no wall he just lay down on the seat and his elbow smacked into my knee. He apologised and I graciously forgave him and anyway he lay there, his head all of six inches from my thigh and he kept glancing up at me and smiling and cause he was cute I smiled back but generally tried to ignore him. Didn't work, we got talking, his name is Tapiwa, he's three days younger than me and has just moved here from Zimbabwe. A Zim boy. They're getting quite the rep at my Uni. We got on well and we hung out on Thursday, it was hilarious I had so much fun.

I know several Afri boys but no girls, so I have a question for you Ugandan girls. Do they always like to touch your hair constantly? See no White boys are allowed to touch my hair, it's just a known rule, for every girl, well I can only speak for White girls cause they're the only ones I know but I'm sure it must be the same for all girls, even girls from Mars. Don't touch our hair, first your hands probably aren't that clean and second you're messing it up!!! The White boys know this, and they never try to touch our hair, they know they're going to get slapped if they do. The only time they're allowed to touch our hair is if we're fucking them. But the Afri boys, noooooo, they love to touch my hair. It's all 'Hi Tambs' and a milisecond later their hands are all over my hair. Get off!! I'm not Buddha, stroking my hair will not bring you luck!! And it's not just the occasional brushing it off my face or something, it's constant, their hands are just touching constantly, wrapping it around their fingers, rubbing my head, pulling my hair for fucks sake one even started plaiting it!! WHAT THE HELL! I never tell them not to, I'm always too shocked and also quite amused so I just let them be. But please, why do they do it? The White boys never do it, it's just the Black boys! WHY? WHY? WHY?

TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 comments:

  1. i got them, i got them i got them. aahhh but they have holes in them. damn socks!

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  2. have you ever seen a black girl's hair? exactly. we dont have hair. there is nothing for those boys to touch down here. forgive them. they are just star gazing...

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  3. Down there? Uhmmm okay I was talking about on my head! You're letting your mind wander a bit far and anyway there is nothing _down there_ it's called a Brazilian. Sheesh!

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  4. Pics! Nudes! Woo! :o)

    Actually, I think they touch your hair because they find it weird. Weird, strange, wispy. :o)

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  5. i meant down here in africa.honest.

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  6. Africa is UP!! I'm down here! It ain't called Down Under for nothing ya know!! :D

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  7. @27th: Yeah, okay, good point. And they have all individually expressly forbidden me to ever cut it!

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  8. Nude pictures, nice tits-I WOULD LIKE TO SEE!!!!!

    Black boys listen to their moms. They touch ya hair because their moms' didn't tell them not to.

    Lemme know if the nude pictures are up.

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  9. Australia is up there! :D

    *You thought I was playing you when I said we have SHORT hair?/

    *There, living proof! LOL

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  10. @Magoola: Well they shoulda told them not to go touching girls hair! :P

    @Princess: Well, yes I believed you but honestly I swear they are obsessed with my hair. Literally they just stand next to me and pat my head. They don't even talk, they just stand there smiling like an idiot and stroke my hair!!!

    Alright, so in all honesty I really don't mind because I find their hair equally fascinating but still, I don't stand around rubbing their hair!

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  11. Well, enjoy the popularity or slap their hands off! :D

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  12. I enjoy it. Mainly because of the expressions on their face. I don't really like my hair being touched but damn, they just look so cute, like little children. So I let them.

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  13. Black chics generally do a lot of hair extensions and braids and weaves and relaxed hair. So the black guys are prolly frightened to touch anything lest it fall off.

    White hair is a novelty. And it's natural. And long hair is generally sexy.

    So go on being kind and let them play with it.

    Did you take the nude pix yourself? Coz I've been trying to figure out how best to do that.

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  14. an old wise man told me that people touch other people(incl their hair) when they like them..and when they are curious(and want to like them)...and i dont know any old men who are wrong...

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  15. what is your hair like? long, curly and blonde? the thing is it is different from our african hair which is basically naturally the same colour and the same kinky way... although we do a lot with it like petesmama said.

    @antipop... lol

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  16. You know why we shove away the mouse pad? Because they are little crappy pieces of plastic, that are just advertising something we've already bought. Unfortunately. God I hate their administration...

    And yeah, technically, would Africa be OVER there? seeing as its not really up or down? :P

    Also, I must be a rule breaker, and chicks must love that about me, as I'm white, and touch chicks hair. They just can't get over how awesome I am. Or maybe it's because I'm a good kisser (No, I'm not being egotistical, it's a fact. You can ask anyone who's kissed me. Like someone's favourite blogger for example...) . Who's to know?

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  17. Brotha knows NEVAH to mess with a sista's hair. So, he's fascinated by a white girls' hair. Go on, hit their hands. They're probably not clean. Tell them they need to be in bed with you to touch it, and you'll be impressed by how smooth-talking them brothas be. ;-)

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  18. its about grooming mates, animal instinct and of course interest in things strange and wispy, i hate that lots of that hair ends up on my clothes and shit though, for that reason get a short spiky bob, or something, i find short hair exceptionally seksy. perhaps you should post a pic of said hair so we may stroke and fondle our monitors to our heart's content. our=mine

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  19. hey Det, maybe you should stand around stroking their hair.... am sure they will like that. and also, you find out what the fuss about stroking hair is all about.

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  20. @Antipop: I took your advice. Now when I see them they take their silly caps off and if I don't stroke their bald African heads they get all upset and pull those stupid puppy dog eyes.

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