Tuesday 15 July 2008

The Heart Asks Pleasure First

I have bloggers block, or something similar. I can think of a million things to write about but I just can’t bring myself to actually write any of them. Every time I start I get sidetracked onto my now dead cat. And I don’t want to write some stupid sappy post about how sad I am my kitty died, hell, I didn’t even like the cat that much. Irritating rapist fluff ball that it was. Obviously I have serious issues though because he’s on my mind constantly, in fact, I’m sure he’s actually standing behind me, right now, rattling a ball and chain and meowing a haunting song. So here is my post about my dead cat, whom I can’t stop thinking about. Though, perhaps the real problem is that, some idiot, namely my Mother, has insisted upon placing his picture as the desktop wallpaper. Since I spend an unhealthy amount of time here I’m unimpressed by his huge ginger presence glaring at me from the screen whenever I misguidedly minimise all my windows.

Nevertheless, here is my cat post. And since I’m posting about cats I figured I might as well post about all my cats. Whom I all feel varying levels of hatred towards, except one, who hates me as much as I hate her and through our mutual level of hatred we get along quite well...


Well, that's what I wrote last Friday. And now it is next Tuesday night and I am exhausted, fucking pissed off too and quite depressed. I'm supposed to go to a funeral tomorrow but instead I have to go look at an apartment to rent. I have an 80th birthday party to go to soon and my Opa is coming to visit too. Which is good because I was worried I wouldn't get to see him again before I left, which reminds me, I need to call my Dad and tell him I'm switching countries again. I'm not telling the rest of my family I'm leaving until I've already left, then I'm just going to mass email them.


I think I'll go to bed now because sleep is the only thing stopping me from screaming out loud, because the person holding my heart is crushing it and it's ripping me apart.


The only thing keeping me sane right now is the Theme from The Piano.

The Heart Asks Pleasure First.

19 comments:

  1. Oh Whore you are gonna make me cry. You told me to call you whore but. Waht can I say, that its just a passing cloud. Its good to have you back, GAG had over stayed his welcome at the top

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  2. Okay, this cat post which is not really about cats has me confused, but at least you are back.

    (Hang on... I'll get the sticky tape and the super glue. Now, hand over that heart.)

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  3. Girl
    U need to be in K'la for a few weeks..
    Your block will split so fast, you won't know what to write about too!

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  4. so pleasure the heart. don't keep kitties coz they do this heart rending thing when they go out and get killed.

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  5. so pleasure the heart. don't keep kitties coz they do this heart rending thing when they go out and get killed.

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  6. Lol.. I figured.

    But not to worry, u'll be back.!!!

    -Miss Cheri

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  7. ahh you will be good very soon so dont worry did you bry him it wiould make you feel better i think.

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  8. I'm no my knees hoping that switch in to Uganda...the pearl.

    come with your dad...

    -Miss Cheri

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  9. *on*

    But madame, u don't youir mother an idiot...

    -Miss Cheri

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  10. One person, so many typos...

    This is how it really should read.

    "I'm ON my knees hoping that switch IS to Uganda...the pearl.

    Come with your dad..."

    -Miss Cheri"

    "*on*

    But madame, u don't CALL YOUR mother an idiot...

    -Miss Cheri"

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  11. @Chanel: Whore :-) That's me!! Like a slut.

    @Petesmama: Yeah sorry about the confusion. *holds out heart*

    @B2B: Can't wait!! I'm sure I'll be doing some SERIOUS BITCHING!!!

    @Even: Not even the cat that's really making me sad, though he's certainly adding to it :'(

    @MILF: Smarty :-)

    @Tandra: Thanks and do you have an afro like Hueys?

    @Leo: I buried him. I was actually going to write about it but I just don't feel like it any more.

    @MILF: Heheh :-) Go Cheri!! It's a good thing you're on your knees cause yes!! The switch is to The Pearl. So you better let me come over and watch that Chappelle DVD! My Dad said he will come visit me if I stay longer than a few years.

    @EVERYONE: Do any of you have any interesting visa/general living information for me before I pack my bags and give Australia the finger as I board the plane?

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  12. ooooh Fuck it you gon be here? Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Let me choose a ugandan name for you already

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  13. Hmmmmmm!!!!

    I rather liked gug being on your blog all the time. Now I have to comment abouut cats.

    Errrrr, CATS. Where have I seen that recently?????


    Cats.

    DeT, dont you dare be unwell. Sluty you should always be in huge spirits to make us feel happy too. It kind of rubs off you know...

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  14. @Chanel: Coooool! I will be!! Provided my free accommodation person doesn't die then I'll be there October.

    So my Uggy name? What's it gonna be? You guys going to pick a tribe for me too? Something that I would suit. Is there a tribe that covers 'brat, devious, slutty and slutty'?

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  15. @GUG: Sorry Brother. I'll try harder for you. Will it make you happy to know that two teenage boys were making out down aisle two at the supermarket last night? They were very cute, I had a thoroughly enjoyable perve on them :-)

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  16. Nansamba

    thats your ugandan name :-)

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  17. @Antipop: What does Nansamba mean?

    And couldn't you give me something I can pronounce. Like Simba?

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  18. inasmuch as u claim writers block...this post does have gems hidden in it, like your rapist cat!

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