Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Assassinations R Us

When I was in high school I had a few ideas,

1) I wanted to be an assassin when I grew up, not a freelance assassin though, I wanted to be a government employed assassin, something similar to the English SAS.

2) I decided that if I had been born a boy I would have travelled the world impregnating women under a false name and would consequently be the father of a thousand bastards.

3) If I was a mother and I decided I was sick of my children I would take them on an around the world trip and "accidentally" leave them in a country. A different country for each child. I was thinking four children, so four countries would be needed, Russia, Italy, France and Holland.

Now that I'm older I've changed my mind on the third one.

1 comment:

  1. When I was young, I didn't know I'd end up a hired assassin, going on my duties 'round the world and leaving babies everywhere, and abandoning those whose mothers bring them to me wherever I may be all over the globe.

    :o) Seriously, I was an (unsuccessful assassin in a previous life.