FUCKING FAT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit went down at work today!!

I work for a huge corporation, we're talking multi-billion here. A Giant Fat Chashed up company who've got a very strict workplace code of conduct and if you stray from that code, man are you fucked! So when things like this happen at work it's HUGE!

This person at work, totally sweet, really nice, works hard and is generally pretty awesome, well they're in charge of arriving early at work to prepare it for opening. We'll call this person Bobbi. So Bobbi is waiting patiently at the bus stop and the dead beat bus driver just drives past. So Bobbi calls work to say "gonna be late". It's all good.

Gets to work 30min late and goes to see the supervisor to tell her what happened with the bus and sorry for being late, not that is was Bobbi's fault anyway. The Supervisor who isn't unbelievably thick goes "the bus? but the manager said that you were late because you're a drug addict and you couldn't tidy yourself up fast enough to get to work on time"

Now Bobbi is like the perfect employee, makes me look like a lazy slut actually. Anyway Bobbi goes to talk to the manager who by the way if the fattest person I know, not to mention the dumbest, bitchiest, racist pig that I've ever heard speak. Oh and she's a total back stabber too. Recently two Nepalese teenagers started work and she said "do you think we should give them lockers? they might be terrorists!" umm yeah right of course they're terrorists. and my elbow is about to blow up parliament house.

anyway Bobbi asks her and of course she denies she ever called her a drug addict. which was totally stupid because i've personally heard her say it, but at the time i thought yeah okay whatever. but this time she really really meant it. btw Bobbi is not a drug addict, not even close. there are a few druggies who work there but she aint one of them. i'm more likely to be shooting up in the car park :D

anyway the manager is just nasty and it totally got out of hand and Bobbi spent most of the day crying her eyes out in the locker room and the big big big boss got called in for meeting about it. turns out the manager is in serious danger of losing her job! but you know that's what happens when you accuse your employees of being lazy drug addicted workophobes.