Sunday 16 March 2008

My Patriotic Wound

One of the wounds/graze/cut/hurty bit is shaped like Australia. I'm not joking, it really really is! Not only is it shaped like Australia but it has bits of gravel still stuck in the skin. Stuck just where the capital cities are along the east coast. There's Cairns, Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra, Melbourne, Adelaide and Tasmania has an entire gravel piece to itself. With this much patriotism residing in just one palm I think I should be elected Prime Minister.

You need to watch these dancing kids. The red nut and his sister and the three Afri kids are hilarious! Don't argue, just go watch it. Now! Go! CLICK!

8 comments:

  1. How is Cairns pronounced?

    And I loved Tazmania the cartoon...

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  2. There's a cartoon called Tazmania?

    Cairns. Umm, kind of like... Cans but try to slide a teeny tiny 'r' in before the 'n'.

    Or like 'care nz'.

    Sorry, it's a hard one to say without an Aussie accent.

    Anyway it's like care but the 'a' is short like the a in can.

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  3. Wha'? DeTamble, you don't know that old cartoon, Tasmania? :-o

    I mean, Taz, you know? The one who eats a lot? :o( You don't know him? :'o(

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  5. WHAT CARTOON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHO? WHAT? WHERE? HOW? WHEN? HIPPO?

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  6. Man, Tazmania was some cartoon those days... I don't believe u dunno him!

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  7. Okay. We've established that I don't know this cartoon. Would either of you like to take a few minutes and tell me about it and why it was so fabulous?

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  8. FINE! SCREW YOU BOTH! I'LL GO FIND OUT WHAT IT WAS BY MYSELF! WITHOUT YOUR HELP! FUCKERS!

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