Saturday 28 June 2008

Papa Ian

To my Daddy, I love you and I miss you, oh and you look awful sexy as a French prostitute...

So this is my father, the one on the left. Honestly 31337, he's the one with facial hair, you were half asleep when you asked me that weren't you? The other is a girl called Zeshi! And she's about the coolest person, EVER! Sorry Antipop, you may have been outdone, but no one's got a smile like yours. Savage, what's the difference between a father and a daddy? Or were you thinking that I meant he's my sugar daddy?


Can you see the family resemblance? He's not my biological father, who knows where that git is but he's the one who brought me up and he's the one who I share my deep love of mirrors with. We're both utterly vain. Hugely. I mean if you ever thought for a moment that you were vain, well I'm sorry to say but compared with us, you're not. In fact, when we walk down the street together we pause in front of every, and I mean EVERY single shop window and gaze at our reflections and we get particularly annoyed when the glass isn't spotless, since it makes it harder for us to shed our adoring gaze upon ourselves.

Cheri, you're right, my father is HOT! People think he's my boyfriend and their mouths quite literally drop when I'm introduced as his daughter. And every single time, without fail they say 'I didn't know you had a daughter! Surely you're too young to have a grown child! :-o'

His name is Liao Wen Xian, eat your heart out Comrade! Oh and Comrade, I'll bring you my book of Chinese characters when I swing by but before I hand it over you will concede that I am right about Tibet and you are completely and utterly wrong and you will kneel, on the dirt, and beg my forgiveness for being a total prat! And then you may have the book.

49 comments:

  1. is that your father or your daddy?

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  2. The Photo. pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase

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  3. the one on the left or the one on the right?

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  4. Tell us more about him.

    Walaps

    -Sherry Darling

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  5. Alright, I shall edit the post for you all and tell you more. Come back in 10 minutes..

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  6. Damn, he's HOT. I saw this on FB but God, he's too ON.

    Shenzi, I'm falling for someone's dad. Not funny.

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  7. lol cheri... it happens! relaxxxxxxxx...

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  8. he is really good looking...

    tandra, it happens? tell us more...

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  9. @Tandra
    It does happen?
    I'm buying drinks...

    @DeTambs
    so, is your Momz as hott!

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  10. are you for real? forgve my ignorance, are you whilte? black? coloured? are you a guy or girl? coz if you are a girl i will tip my hat to your masculi9ne style of wiritng unless you are just a tomboy! for real! am tryna digest all this

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  11. Liao looks good. Enough said.

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  12. I already saw him on Facebook and commented on how hot he is. No harm in re-stating right?

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  13. Detamble, y'know how many times I've been back to this blog just to see YOUR DAD?

    Makes me wince in pain.

    Yo ma is one lucky woman.

    This guy has taken all the cakes in the confectionery.

    -Miss Cheri

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  14. @Cheri: Have him. I'd love to have Miss Toothpick as my Mummy :D
    He said if I stay in Uganda too long he might stop by.

    @B2B: Yes. Not like Stifler's Mom kind of hot but she's way better than most of the other women her age. Also she's 10 years older than my dad.

    @Lulu: My is De, but you may call me Tambles because I hate being called De. I'm for real. I'm 19. I'm White. I'm mixed Irish, English, Scottish, Spanish and French. My last name is French, but you may have worked that one out yourself. My step father has a Dutch Mother and a Chinese father. I have 3 White cousins and 2 Italian cousins. Ohh HAHA I am very White! So White I even know the subtle differences between having pale skin and actually being accepted as White by the 'White community' and no Italians are not generally considered White...

    That little girl in the picture is me at 5. My hair is no longer that blonde :-( I'm not a tomboy. I love dresses and skirts and stockings and makeup and sitting for hours cutting spilt ends out of my long, extremely clean hair but like all good Australian girls I'll not hesitate to crash tackle you into the mud and push cow shit into your mouth, even whilst wearing pearls and Chanel No5. I climb trees and play in the dirt but I'm considered a girly girl. No tomboy here. This is just how Australian girls are. This is what happens when you live on a large sand bar in the middle of no where.

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  15. *my name is De

    I also have 2 half Chinese cousins too

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  16. So I know it is totally, totally inappropriate to perve over one's friend's dad ( we ARE friends right?).... but damn!

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  17. @Wilde: Perve away my friend! I'm hardly going to get angry with you, perve all you want!!

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  18. yeah, Detamble, your father is your parent, your daddy is a whole different person. I bet you never been asked, "who is ya Daddy" during the heat of the moment.

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  19. Man, I need a Dutch father and a Chinese mother to look this good.

    Papa Ian is smoking hot. I see can't get over myself.

    Ehh, I still can't believe I came back here. I'd promised myslef not to come back unless there is a new post, but I can't hold myself, can I?

    De, your dad/papa/daddy/father is KILLAH!!!!

    -Miss Cheri

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  20. officially, older men are not my thing. un officially, i am making your dad my thing! that guy's smoking! dang!

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  21. Well...
    He is, kinda hot! :D
    LOL at Cheri!

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  22. Anyhow, I wish to inform u De, that I have have made that 2nd picture wmy desktop background...

    No worries, I cropped it and took u out.

    Lemme go to church.

    -Miss Cheri

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  23. now miss cheri. get a hold of yourself. papa Ian is a married man.Hot. But married. To tamble's ma! get it? you man grabbing, shameless, totally out of your mind, needy, husband stealer?

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  24. @Kakaire: No I've never been asked that and if anyone ever did ask me that I'd slide their cock out, put my clothes on and leave. Now if they were asking me "Who's your brother", well that'd be another thing entirely ;-)

    @Cheri: Other way around, Chinese father, Dutch mother. And what are you talking about you insane girl? You're fucking hot already!! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CROPPED ME OUT?!?!? You cow! How dare you CROP ME!! ME!! Nah, it's cool MILF, you may crop me.

    @Fabulous Antipop: He isn't married. They've been divorced since I was seven. And I rather like Cheri as a grabbing, shameless, totally out of her mind, needy, husband stealer. It looks good on her, very sexy ;-)

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  25. MILF?!! You just called Cheri a MILF??!! She's officially aged a few hundred years since the last time she had her 51st birthday online. LMAO!

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  26. @Carlo: She doesn't have to age to be a MILF, she just has to marry my Papa! MILF! MILF! MILF!

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  27. 51st B-day Carlo...Man, I have a pact with God...I'll stop growing ta 29.

    Now De, very good news for me...Gimme his CONTACS/DIGITS.

    I'm not a MILF. But when u think about stifler's mum, then maybe...

    Antipop, even if u say what, I have a crush on Papa Ian. He's too on.
    31337, I'm sorry but this dude is too hot. U too.

    -Miss Cheri

    -Miss Cheri

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  28. LOL! Go add him on Facebook. He's under his English name. Ian Liew.

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  29. detamble! you ought to be ashamed of yourself! pimping out your dad like that!

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  30. Pish Posh. He's my daddy, I can pimp him all I want!! I should get myself some sort of Pimping cane too, my birthday is coming up anyone wanna buy me one?

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  31. fine. just never say i did nt warn you.

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  32. althouhg now that you are pimping, can i put in a bid? for my mum...

    about bloggers pics, i wil live i guess. altho you could maybe post the ones with the guys :-)

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  33. Antipoop...lol

    But De...there's like 3 million people with thatname on FB...and like 1million of then are in Australia..yeah antipop, I know I akshully went and did it.

    -Miss Cheri

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  34. @Antipop: Pics coming my blog way in 15min.

    @Cheri: Oh you silly, sweet girl! You're my Facebook friend and so is he. Go look for him amongst my friends. Or you could do one quicker and go to the picture of him on my Facebook and click on his name under the picture, think that'd link straight to him and then you can add him. Give him a message, say you're a friend of DeTambles, then he won't think you're some freaky stalker, though he'd take one look at your picture and most likely start drooling! ;-)

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  35. Oh shenzi...today is my light bulb day.

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  36. There, there new Mummy. I still lurve you :-x

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  37. Hey,

    now I know why I didnt comment. I came here to see it, and then when I saw the pics, the lovely commentary was not there. And, well, just took my thoughts away...

    Now, you want a comment?

    Cute dude, does he have a brother?

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  38. Excellent, excellent...

    He does have a brother, but his brother is married and has two children. But you can have my Pa ;-)

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  39. shameless, shameless DeT! you are now pimping your dad to GUG? i dont know who is the bigger slut. you, cheri, GUG or your dad!

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  40. My dad. Definitely my dad. Want to hear the story of my conception.

    My mum.
    My dad.
    My missing-in-action-ie-buggered-off-dad.

    I am the product of a threesome of three best friends. And no, they weren't drunk at the time, or at least not very drunk, just a little tipsy.

    So yes, my Dad is by far the biggest slut out of the four of us.

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  41. Whhhhaaaaaatttttt!!!!!!!

    you are the product of a three some which went mad?

    Was there any gay sex in that threesome? Comeon, give us the details! What!!!!!!!!


    No wonder you are this wild. Have you told WildeY this? Tell him, tell him!!!!

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  42. Tell him? Oh, okay. *bounces off*

    DUDE! I dunno if there was any gay sex? I was busy swimming! Possibly, in fact, I'm sure there was something. It would suit. He was quite the slut...wait, he is quite a slut!

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  43. Girl, you are I-N-C-O-R-R-I-G-I-B-L-E.

    (anxious) have I got the spelling right?

    You are tops, deT. Now, I would like to know what all your straight laced Uganda friends think about it. Oh, tell them, tell them!!!!! Make it a post, pleassssssseeeeeeeeee!

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  44. Put in a little bit of the details. some graphics of the three, er four players, with you swimming!

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  45. even my daddy be hot both of them my daddy and my daaaadddyyy.

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